No Post, No Jerk

Tanx Jul for viewing... *not* adakah patut ucapnya ku BADUT!!

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Lupa ko Jul? Aku

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For those of you yg nda mengetahui sapa c Jul ani, tunah pat chatbox luzyf ia toh!!

So anyway, lets talk about my recent post... says there PyJaMa GurL a.k.a Jerk... Well, i'm no jerk no more... F.Y.I I didn't win though, but I went down with dignity... First round I got 7 votes, Hjh Aqidah got 6 votes and Billah got 1 votes...

So I was thinking to my self...

I'm winning!!

Me!! The Great PyJaMa GurL is winning!!!

But then our kendo ex-captain soon realise that the votes aren't fair coz he ask us to vote once only instead we all voted twice and some thrice..antah dri mana kah ia dpa idea cematu, siok2 dah ku clebrate my new post, kacau daun!!.... hahahaha, came to the 2nd round, ex-captain said we can vote as many as we like... and I got a tie... 11 votes for both Aqidah and me... The ex-captain call for another vote, and we still tie with 11-11... Eceh, mcm Winning Eleven... wahahaah

Skali adakah patut kmi dua kna suruh be chos...

Translation: Rock, Paper, Scissor Game... Ala... U know, the game we use to play in tag, erm carah, men tambi... So I think, that's not the way to choose a leader... besides, I'll definitely win the game (chewah, kes confident brabis) allryt, alryt, myb i'll not win, come on, you all know how bad I am in this luck type of games kan..... U don't? hahaha, bah, next tym main poker sama aku... Then U'll see how unlucky I am...

Back to my point, I decided to speak up (Ya, i know, I'm embarrasing myself... AGAIN!!)

I said "From my point of view, Hjh Aqidah is perfect for the vice captain job. Besides, she's in this long before I am... 2 years myb, compare to me...just 2 months"

Translation: "Well, I better do something before I lose... I'm a jerk, I voted for myself, and if I lose... Waaaa... so shameful... So at least I lose because I'm giving way to my colleagues, besides, she's good at this things"

So yeah, I didn't get the post... But at least my friendship with Hjh Aqidah become closer than ever.... we all live hapilly ever after... Hahahaha, as if....

* the next day*

Hjh Aqidah: Hi Dibah, nice to meet you...

Dibah a.k.a PyJaMa Gurl: *Take out ray gun* blast! blast! blast! wahahahaahaha...

ex-captain: Owh The Great PyJaMa GurL, please don't kill us

Dibah: *pointing the ray gun at ex-captain's face* Make Me Your Leader!!

PTE Kendo Members: ALL HAIL TO DIBAH THE GREAT PYJAMA GURL!!!

Dibah: Ahaha, 1st Kendo club.... Next, DOMINATE THE WORLD!! SULA!!

Doctor Wad Gila: Come On Dibah, lets wear this strap jacket and i'll bring you to a happy place....

Hahaha, mcm tah banar, kalau banar kn bisai.... hm hm hm, mana tia ray gun ku ah?!

ahahahaha No lah, I'm happy the way it is... so, anitah post bru PTE's Kendo Captain and Vice Captains

• Captain: Hadi @ Fuad
• Vice Captain (Male): My friend Farhan Nuradli
• Vice Captain (Female): My friend and geo clasmate Hjh Aqidah

So anw jul, puas ati, update dah ni, hahaha, bek atinya melawat2 tekana ada namanya arah 2nd last post ku (1st Assessment is over)... :p And btw, Farhan Murni, if you r reading this, Fyzul thinks ur blog is funnier... *Menyediakan Ray Gun* ahahaha... Awu deyh, yup2, ia g handal tu mempost blog tu... Can't say he sucksss... egg... but he do sucks... big blue lolipop in Japan which tergugur in Harajuku.. =D

Cheerio...

PyJaMa GurL's Status:

"FALLING WITH DIGNITY"

PyJaMa GurL a.k.a Jerk

Today, i attend a kendo club meeting...

And I'm a jerk...

The seniors ask us to vote names for those who we think is elligible to be the captain and vice c aptains...

Nobody seems to say anything, so, in my attempt to get the voting started, I voted for Hjh Aqidah, my colleague....

Next, Shiro Senpai ask to vote again, another girl.... It seems like everyone were looking at me, waiting for me to vote someone (or myb its just a feeling kan...) And I dono what to say...

Suddenly, I blurted out a jerky statement

"I'll vote for myself"

Vote for myself??? VOTE FOR MYSELF???!!!

JERK!!!

HOW CAN YOU ACHIEVE DEMOCRACY IF U VOTED FOR YOUR OWN SELF!!!

I was hoping that the seniors didn't take it seriously.... and well, they did...

My name is in the running towards becaming the next vice captain.

I'M NOT HAPPY!!!

I mean, come on, who would be happy if you asi-asi vote for urself?? then what happen if i don't win the election??!! Won't they be calling me 'Dibah Asi-Asi' for the rest of my life?!!

I'M A JERK!!!!!

What would my fellow kendo colleagues think of me..... JERK!!!

and the seniors???!! I'm guessing that they aren't gonna pay attention to me anymore..... O the Overconfident One...

Feels like don't wana show up for kendo class no more...

JERK!!!

" PyJaMa GurL Status:

Making A Jerk Out Of Herself "

1st Assesment!!!

Fuh...!!

A sign of relief

Its over now...yup its over..

Huh.. doesnt feel like satisfaction

Fine... Lets just shout it out loud...

Ready? Say It Out Loud, Say It Out Proud

1ST ASSESMENT IS OVER!!!

Ahahahaha (laughing maniacly)

huh...(sign of dissatisfaction)

Wanna know my result? No? Well, I'll tell you anyway. Here you go, from highest to lowest:

• Geography - 85%
• Mathematics - 78%
• EAS Language - 68%
• Chemistry - 60%
• Physics - 56%

I know, I know, not an excellent grade isn't it? But alhamdulillah, at least I passed all my subjects. Didn't blame you if you think you are better than me... Syafiq think so too (hate him) he got 70% to 95% in his subjects... and the lowest is EAS Languange with 70%... and he got a B on EAS... arghhh!!! I only got a C.....

He's such a show off... Fight with him yesterday, well, not the gruesome, murdering, butt-kicking head-slashing kind of fight...I wish... Its the friendly type that we always get with our closest friend... Yup, believe it, he's one of my closest friend no matter how show-off he is... In the end of the fight, my headscarf was pulled forward by him and his necktie was untied by me... We laugh though, we laugh because our ather friends thought we were in a serious fight. Its funny how Asri calm syafiq down and carrying him away from me... hahaha, silly guy... He must be scared seing us fights... well, it was my first time actually.

I think the stress of having no P.S and a lot of homeworks made me do it... fight, i mean... Once I slap Asri's face coz Fyzul wants me too, didn't know he was joking though, but its too late, my hand is already on his cheeks... But I know my limit, I did say sorry to him, and ask if it hurt... It didn't though, i know it didn't, coz I didn't slap him real hard.

Halim also have been slapped by me... reason, stress... Much harder than Asri's, I made Halim cried... Also, I did apologise for my action. Its good that I never did those things to my girl friendss... You know how girls usually hold grudges (dendam) in their heart... Don't want that to happen, ever...

And stress of my unsatisfying result is the mere reason of my fight with syafiq... I mean, come on, what's wrong with me? A student like me should at least got all C, but instead I got some D's... I know I may sound boastful, but we need to remind ourselves...If in 1st Assesment we didn't get A's and B's... then how are we gonna tackle the AS paper this coming November?

I'm really worried... really really worried...

I wish I had applied for the scholarship... Where's the scholarship form? Nah, its too late for that...

But oh well, life goes on, hope regains, ambitions achieved and the cow goes moooo....

mooo...

mbeeeek...

Hang on, there's a sheep on the loose... Help, paramedik, security, call 911, ambulance, Angkatan Bersenjata Diraja Brunei... Calling all cops, calling all cops... CATCH THAT SHEEP!!!

Well, i have to go now, gonna slaughter the sheep... Make big festival, wahahahaha

PyJaMa GurL's Status:

"STRESSED OUT"