Wednesday, June 01, 2011

1 order of Bioc, Geo & Eng. Wud u like Germans with that?

Hey people!!
Wow, haven't been writing for a while, so.. I might get rusty xD
Anw, today I'm gonna tell you what happened last night.

Warning:  
The use of Nazi here does not mean the real Nazi in World War 2. I just use Nazi coz they are dressed like one and they talk with a German accent. They use swastika flag & they call themselves Nazi.
Cheers.
                                                                                                      

My Dream

(1st June 2011, 2.30am)

Me: *yawn* 
Better get some sleep, I'll continue studying 2moro. But first lets update my fb status xP
'Gotta sleep... Esuk g sambung. I'll see u in my dream, Biochemistry ^_^' 
As if I'm gonna see u in my dream, that'll be weird!

(go to bed & sleep. From this point on, its just a dream)

Me: Woaahh~ I'm dreaming! Cool.
Mom: What u talking about? Here! eat lunch.
So, how did your English Paper 1 exam go yesterday?
Me: It was swell ^_^ I just gotta study for my paper 2 today.
*suddenly realize something*
Me: OMG!! Paper 2 starts in 5 more mins!! Mom!! send me to school!! hurry!!
Mom: What? now? ergghh.. okay, but i cannot be late for UK okay?

(yeah, mom doesn't make sense in my dream. Why would she be late for UK? I guess that's just how dreams goes)

Mom: *put on lipstick* I'm done. I'll wait for you in the car.
Me: okay, just getting my stationeries. 
*reach for pencil*
Sheytt!! why can't i reach it?
*trying hard*
AAAAAAAAA!!!
*finally get to reach it*
fuuh.. Oh no, eraser & sharpener! neah, can't be bothered anymore.
*check timetable*
Oh no, I have Geography exam right after English!! I have to hurry!!

Mom: *honk*
Me: Okay2!! I'm on my way!!
Sheyt! come on legs!! run!! WHY CAN'T YOU RUN!!!!

(Finally gets in the car)
Sis: hey what's up? Just got home from working. Where are you guys going?
Mom: I'm sending her to her exam.
Sis: No way? English is it? how could you forgot?
Me: Aaaa!! ur making me late!! Tell me sumting, if I did really well on my paper 1, is it okay if I don't attend my paper 2? Will I still pass?
Sis: *shakes head*
Me: urrgghh well that's reassuring. Hurry Mom!!

(Please note that my sis is an English teacher xP)

Me: Aaaa!! Exam finishes in 5 more mins!!

(Boy.. my school must've been somewhere in Belait coz the exam actually last for 3 hours!)

Mom: Its okay, just go to ur Geography exam.
Me: Okay2, see you mom.

(walks to exam hall)

Me: What the...?
Nazi: Hey whats up? Come on, lets drink!
Me: Err.. why is there a bunch of Nazi here?
Nazi: Simple! We are conquering this place!
*all Nazi laughs*
Come, lets drink! For we have conquered it!

Me: Well, I'd like to stay and all but I have exams to attend, so if you don't mind..
Nazi: No! we cannot let you through, u see, we have block this pathway!! Right?
*all Nazi agreed*
Me: What? I don't wana miss my Geo exam!! I've missed my English already!!
Nooooooooooo!!!!
*drop to my knee*
Nazi: Cheer up! Here, lets drink! Nazi never like Geo anyway
*all Nazi agreed*

Me: But I don't drink. I better go home now.. My mom won't be pleased if she heard me hanging out with Nazis
Nazi: U sure? coz we got Custard Cake Pudding!

(Okay, I don't know what a Custard Cake Pudding will look like in real life, but in my dream it looks like a rectangle sponge cake with jam in between. And somehow I like it.. I dono why)

Me: Sure!!!
Nazi: Now you are one of us!! Tell us a joke!!
Me: a joke?
Nazi: Yeah! To be a true Nazi, you must know how to tell a joke!
Me: Well, I'll try... 
*thinking* come on, think of a joke! Or else they'll kill you!!
Aaaaa!! the only thing in my head is Biochemistry!!
Lets just try it!
Nazi: *chant* Joke! Joke! Joke!

Me: See.. there's this... molecule called Glucose.. right.. & he got exchanged by the muscles to Pyruvate for 2 ATP..

(at this point, the Nazi starts gigling and I thought, hey, it's not bad. But its a dream, so don't try to tell this joke in a party or sth, seriously!)

Me: .. when finding this out, he got angry at the muscles and said 'why did u exchange me for 2 ATP only? I'm worth more than that!!' 
Nazi: Then...?
Me: Then the muscle said, 'Sorry, not enough oxygen, mate!'
*all the Nazi burst out laughing & i get rewarded with their famous Custard Cake Pudding*

THE END
 
I was woken up by my alarm. That was a weird dream. In the end, I did see Biochemistry in my dream (joked about it at least). I guess this dream is a result of worrying about the exam, studying Biochemistry till late & watching too much of Hitler's parody on Youtube xP

And the joke I was telling, it was Anaerobic & Aerobic Glycolysis. Anaerobic Glycolysis produce 2 ATP & Aerobic Glycolysis (i.e with the presence of Oxygen) produce 32 ATP, both from changing Glucose to Pyruvate.

Hope you enjoyed that one ^_^

Till Next Time,
Didy Sarbini

P/S: Gonna be a long time before I'll post up stuffs again.