My Attachment

Hey Lo!!!! Bloggers... Fwens... My Sista... Me Couzins!!!! Assalamualaikum ALLZZ!!!!

I've been busy and all, i know ya all r waiting for the second part of big 2 competition, well, ya all juz hav to wait longer!! ahahahahha

Its my attachment week... that's y i'm busy and lazy.... to blog, that is. So okay, lemme get the facts out yeah. I'm having my attachment at a clinic sumwer in Mentiri, my job is to search for patients file, stamp it, put it back... and sumtyms answers the telephone calls. I have my own desk and a friendly foreign colleague, he's the pharmacist.

Basicly I deals with patients file... but never get to diagnose them, that's like the doctor's job kaliah... duuh... hahahahahaha, i didn't handle the pharmacy either, coz the doc afraid that i'll give the wrong medication, hehehehhe, yeah, it scares the hell outta me tooo, especially when i looked at the complicated names labelled on each drawers.

24th december, bonus came out... it means more patients to handle... although they don't shop in the clinic like they do in any particular supermarket, but they did gave me a lotta work to do... and I LOVE IT!!! Truly I say, I love having lots of work to do... but see, this clinic, not much patients, but enough to keep me busy sumtyms, never satisfied. I even brought along my longman chemistry book to be read there, in case I got bored.

So okay in no particular order, i'll share with ya all my 5 most memorable experience in the clinic after 4 days working there.

1) Hidden Food & Drinks Cabinet

Pharmacist: Okay D'ba... This is how you search for patients file *bla bla bla* get it?

D'Ba: Yes, its easy.

Pharmacist: Okay, this cabinet for female, that is for male.

D'Ba: Okay...

Pharmacist: Female... First drawer, A-R... 2nd drawer, companies.. Third drawer, NURs & S-Z

D'Ba: Great... Easy..

Pharmacist: Now male cabinet... First Drawer, A-R... 2nd drawer, S-T & MOHDs... Third drawer... Food & Drinks

D'Ba: *What the hell* -_-"

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2) Foreign patients

Boy: We want to see the doctor.

D'Ba: Okay, ur name please

Boy: Mohd Arslan, Mohd Asj...

D'Ba: *Confused* Erm, please write it down, cannot remember so many names

Boy's Mum: *wrote Mohd Asjad, Shaheen, Arslan* here you go... :)

D'Ba: *I thought Arslan have Mohd?* Excuse me, does Arslan's name have mohd too?

Boy's mum: Ooo, yes yes... hav but i dont write :D

D'Ba: *giggles* its okay... how about shaheen, hav Mohd too?

Boy's mum: *laugh* Shaheen is my name. *continues laughing*

D'Ba: Opps, sorry... o_O"

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3) 1st Phone Call

D'Ba: *Cheery tone* Hello!!! _____ Clinic!!

Voice: Is the doctor in?

D'Ba: *More cheerful* Yes, he's in! He's in!

Voice: ......

D'Ba: ......

Voice: ......

D'Ba: ......

Voice: *Call ended* tuut tuut....

D'Ba: Shoot, I should've ask if that guy wana see the doctor.... -_-"

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. 4) 1st Date Stamp

D'Ba: Here you go. *handing over patient's file to pharmacist*

Pharmacist: Okay... *stamps date, wrote tym, bring it to the doctor*

D'Ba: *Thinking next tym must get the chance to stamp the date, pharmacist will be proud*

10 minutes later....

Patient: I wana see the doctor please?

D'Ba: Okay, ur card sir?

Patient: *Gave his card*

D'Ba: *Signals the pharmacist that i'm gonna stamp the date*

Pharmachist: *Signals okay and went to toilet*

D'Ba: *Grabs the date stamps* Easy just stamp here... Here you go sir, ur card back. Please wait until the doctor is ready to diagnose you.

Patient: Thank You...

D'Ba: *Humming cheerfully* Hm hm hm... *writing the tym* OMG, I stamped the date UPSIDE DOWN!!!!!!

Pharmacist: *just came back from toilet* Everything is okay D'Ba?

D'Ba: Errrrr..... -_-" hehehehehehehe

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. 5) My Parent Patient's File

Mom: *enters clinic* Hai Dib!!!

D'Ba: Mom, what are ya doin here?

Dad: *enters clinic* Dib, search for my file... wana see the doctor.

D'Ba: Dad, you too?

Mom: Bah laju, Haji Sarbini please...

D'Ba: Alright... Alright... I'll get it *Opens cabinet A-R*

Dad: Ada?

D'Ba: Jap2, *whispers* napa ia sampai R ganya ani, mana S nya?

30 seconds after that

Mom: Mana? H bah, Haji Sarbini

D'Ba: Mana ikut haji, ikut S lah, Sarbini

Dad: Skali mana tia?

D'Ba: Jap2...

Mom: Dulu tah kn nama org kn ko cari, nama bapamu sendiri pun nda kn tcari... Apalah... iatah kn kraja ni?

Pharmacist: D'Ba, wrong cabinet... S is at 2nd drawer.

D'Ba: Awu ah, asta....

Dad: Apalah C Adib ani... Nada harapan banar...

Mom: Awu eyh, nama bapa sendiri pun nda tercari, cemanatah kn kraja ni.

D'Ba: Errrr... Tanx for the encouragement, Mom & Dad -_-" (NOT)

Hahahaha, things like this makes me realise that things doesn't usually turns out the way we want it to be... make sense? hahahahaha, but anyways, as i go through the embarassing moments in the clinic, I learn to be nice to the patients, treat them with hospitality.... and most importantly, laugh my problems away... After all, laughter is the best medicine... So come on ya all, laugh with me!!!

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*Emergency Emergency*

Doctor: Calm down D'Ba, u r juz having some nervous breakdown

D'Ba: hahahahaha, shut ur blabering mouth!! U r not my doctor!!!!!

Doctor: Err well, apparently I am...

D'Ba: o_O"

Doctor: -_-"

D'Ba: If you're the doctor... Then who am I?

Doctor: This thing is getting out of hand... NURSE!!! Get the strapjacket

Nurse: With Pleasure!!!

D'Ba: Nooo, not the strap jacket!!! Again!!!

Nurse: And oh ya... with the compliments of the police, of course

Police: Hehehehehehe, I'm sure u r missing this guy *take out electroshock gun* and this tym we know how to spell it.

Doctor: Gents, she's all yours

D'Ba: Gotta Run!!!! Ahahahahahahahaha *Laughing Maniacly*

Of course the doctor and police stuff is not real... ahahahahaha... Well, then, 4 days down, 6 days to go... I'll be finishing my attachment period on 31st dec. Way I see it, more experience is yet to come... Till next post, cheerio~

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PyJaMa GurL's Status:

Running And Laughing Maniacly Away

From Doctor, Nurse and Police

Big 2 Competition (Part I)

29th November 2008

The Big 2 Competition

Human Vs Vampire

So I brought my camera along that day, coz its a very big moment for both human and vampz society. I took these snapshots, and i'm too lazy to put the details, so..... lets just say the pix will explain all.

~The Ever Increasing Locker Crew~

~Locker Crew With Their Daily Activity~

~Daily Activity 1: Chess~

~Daily Activity 2: Big 2~

~Daily Activity 3: Yu-Gi-Oh~

~Daily Activity 4: Poker Texas Hold'em~

The Human Vs vampire was scheduled that afternoon at 2.15 on the third floor halway of block A. I asked them all to come at 2pm.. but.....

~Dead Silence, that's my bag btw~

Curious of what is going on, I called Hafsah, who later inform me that they all thought that they were suppose to be there at 2.15, and the tournament starts at 2.30pm. I quickly ask them to com up right away, since me, dayah, nadz and syafiq was suppose to shoot 'The Untitled" trailer that afternoon.

~D'Ba: Sedih durang akhir dtg.... SUICIDE!!!~

~Nadz: Jgn Dibah, transfer dulu semua duit dlam accountmu pat ku, pastu suicide tah~

To my surprise, the humans dtg dulu....

~ The Humans Society. Leader:Eddie aka Edmond~

Next came the vampz...

~Some Of the vamp society. Leader: Me o_O~

And by that, I officially starts the Big 2 Tournament (opening ceremony lah tu)

~Nina as Head Scorekeeper~

~The rest, eager to start~

~Our Official Camerawoman: cZuka~

~My Female Vamp Big 2 Players: Pai(D'Dame) and Joo Sie(D'Lioness)~

~To be continued in Part II~

I'm Promoted!!!

Ok, truth is... I'm lazy to blog

Coz, Its HOLIDAY!!!!!

WUUUHHHHUUUUU!!!!!

Some time around 2-3rd last school day, the school (My Lovely PTE, Berakas) printed out these...

The teachers posted it up somewhere in the canteen area so i went there with c pai, sur and syafiq.

And..... I'm In The List!!!!!

~My Name In Green, Rena and Haziq in Red~

~My Happy Face & C-Pie Not So Happy Face Pointing At My Name~

C-Pai Also Made The List But dono why she's so sad... come on pai, cheer up lil bit!! ~C-Pie Pointing To Her Name~

~Pai, Sur & Que, classmates next year~

Hehehehehe, my first tym knowing Que's full name... Hahahahahahhaha, Kinda funny though, he got a pretty good name and yet he prefers Que... Hahahhahahaha, can't stop laughing.

Later that afternoon, the locker crew went there together. I went there too for the 2nd tym but I was too lazy to take pics of their class list. Lets just say that all of the crews get promoted!!!!!

~We Made The List!!! We Are Promoted!!!~

PyJaMa GurL Status:

Promoted!!!!